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{6UNSOLVED MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE!
{4An article by }4Metal/Destiny
{5Why, why, why? {1There are so many
things in this world that baffle
scientists - Crop circles, The Bermuda
Triangle, UFOs etc.. Everybody knows
about the big unimportant mysteries,
but what about the little mysteries
that bugger us all up from time to
time...
{6WHERE {2do all those little hairs
come from that clog up inside your
mouse? (The Amiga peripheral I mean,
not your pet)
{6WHY {1do British Telecom charge so
bloody much and..
{6HOW {2do they get away with it??!
{6WHY {1do Commodore insist on
bringing out hundreds of different
versions of the same computer? There
was the C64 the C64C the 64 console -
now comes the A500,A500P,A600 or
theres the CDTV that you can make into
an Amiga by buying a keyboard/drive
etc, or buy an Amiga and get a CDRom
to make it into a CDTV...
{6WHERE {2DID Lionel Blair get his
hair cut?
{6WHAT {1did I get up to last night
after drinking all that beer? And..
{6WHY {2do I have a slip of paper in
my pocket with someone's phone number
and a big lipstick kiss on it??!
{6WHO {1actually watches bowling on
the TV?
{6WHY {2does the battery in my
rechargeable shaver }6always {1run out
when I am half way through using it?
{6WHY {1did Commodore get rid of the
Guru on the A500P?
{6WHERE {3did all my ideas go for this
article?
{1Oh well then I guess thats all I
have to say in this short article.
Now go and read my other Mystery
article (a much more serious one!)
called {6Wheel of Eternity. {1
({6WHERE {4did we get {3HIM {4from?{1-Ed)